My mom saw the new Wonder Woman picture and started freaking out and said
"WHERES THE RED WHITE AND BLUE"
"WHY DID THEY DRESS HER LIKE XENA. SHES NOT FUCKING XENA THE WARRIOR FUCKING PRINCESS SHES WONDER WOMAN"
"AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE SWORD. WHERES THE FUCKING LASSO OF THE GODDAMM TRUTH"
My mother is not a comic reader but she does love Wonder Woman and dear god she is pissed off